Lost in Hitchin

Today we took Lost to Hitchin in Hertfordshire so he could visit StMary's Church. It was really cold and the big Swans on the river were not very friendly at all. "What kind of a Swan are you"? they asked. Lost just ignored them and said they could not help it, they look good but they don't have much education. "Im a PENGUIN and I'm going on a World tour", "that'll keep 'em thinking" he said.